After being caught table-ending one of King Albert of Map's
chickens at the kings crowning ceremony banquet. Sir Ghash of Wank
is banished from Mapland until he can restore is pride and honor
by returning to the king the 'sacred dogs egg' of Sparky common.
The 'sacred dogs egg' was stolen when the marauding gook clan
invaded Mapland. They had come from the northlands, as they had on
so many previous harsh winters, in search of food ,women and
treasures.