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Hello there. When I’m not busy obliterating planets or appearing in substandard borderline pornographic British horror films, I like nothing better than to cook up a storm in the kitchen. Mrs. Tarkin says I am very handy in the kitchen, but then she has to say that, otherwise I’d have her vaporised. Ha ha! Anyway, I call this recipe ‘Moffins.’
Important! Only use your lightest and fruitiest wookie blood for this recipe, or the moffins will lack in flavour. I buy mine from a small Italian delicatessen in Islington, where I have been going for years. Gino knows me by my first name.