The paper for the chattering classes who like to think they're left wing


My Big Fat Lazy Racist Slur

The dreck that everyone's talking about on coffee break

added 10/02/11

Lansley: Above the below

Watch my eyes, watch my're under, stupid proles

added 10/02/11

Man arrested for tweet

Tweet threat to airport sees man arrested

added 21/05/10

Cabinet Who's Who

Your guide to the players in the new coalition government

added 21/05/10

Hitler calls for fixed term government

Herr Hitler plans legislation for fixed term coalition

added 21/05/10

Extremists sweep to power

Fundamentalists sweep to victory in surprise election result

added 17/08/09

Iran to develop new weapon?

Idle, uninformed fearmongering

added 17/08/09

MI6 security breach on Facebook

Sensitive photos posted on social networking site

added 07/07/09

Cameron tackles quangos

The leader of the opposition pledges to address inefficient undemocratic bodies

added 07/07/09

Man knife-crimed to DEATH

If you're reading this, you haven't had your eyes stabbed to bits by youth

added 02/09/09

Sex education horror

As if anything could be more horrific than listening to your German teacher talk about the birds and the bees

added 09/02/09

Better drowned than duffers

A father's callous words

added 11/03/08

Diana really dead shock

Princess Diana dies for real in tragic car crash

added 25/02/08

An interview with Karl Marx

An exclusive interview with the influential author of 'Das Kapital' and 'The Communist Manifesto.'

added 25/01/08

The Diana letters revealed

The touching private correspondence beween Princess Diana and the Duke of Edinburgh

added 25/01/08

Darling faces new crisis

The chancellor of the exchequer makes another blunder

added 25/01/08

Blair to run for Messiah

Blair's retirement holds new challenges for former British PM

added 25/01/08

Brown: I see dead people

The startling interview with the Prime Minister.

added 30/09/07

Exam Report

The exams crisis: as the numbers of students passing A-levels grows exponentially, a series of articles offers insight into the educational scandal.

added 30/09/07

Special Flood Report

Indepth analysis of the disastrous floods that have swept Britain this year.

added 06/08/07

Cameron:"I don't like poor people"

Latest from the Conservative Party leader's shocking press conference.

added 06/08/07

New terror threat facing UK

Home office announces threat from a new terrorist organisation: Special report

added 22/7/07

Controversy hits Big Brother again

Complaints about treatment of contestants cause more problems for the reality TV program

added 22/7/07

Undercover reporting special

Donal Macintosh on the seedy world of leper sex

added 22/7/07


Travel supplement

The world's most ethical travel section enjoys an adventure holiday in Iraq

added 09/02/09


The Bourgeois guide to health

Everything YOU need to keep yourself and your family healthy in this simple to use guide

added 06/07/09

The Santa Delusion

Richard Dawkins examines the disturbing growth of homeopathic alternatives to Santa

added 25/01/08

The Bourgeois Sex Guide

Pseudo socio-scientific Sunday afternoon titillation for after you've polished off the free-range chicken

added 26/01/08

The DeVille Column

Black people Cause of Global Warming, says 'expert' ; by our ethics correspondent.

added 3/10/07

Special health bulletin

Nutrition experts criticise government's "5 Fruit and Veg a day" campaign

added 22/7/07

B2 Section

Latest edition of the B2 section

Features, opinion, comment and news-light.

Art & Culture

!New! Goblin Book Review

Fifty shades of grey

Goblin Game Review

L. A. Noire

Goblin Movie Reviews

The Crying Game
The Piano
Short Cuts
Pan's Labyrinth
The Machinist
Good Morning Vietnam
The Accidental Tourist


What the most powerful people in the world listen to on their portable music players, including a surprising rehabilitation for UB40

added 09/02/09

Writers' toilets

Our weekly insight into the life of a professional writer continues as Jeanette Winterson, author of modern classic 'Oranges are not the only fruit' shows us round her bog

added 26/01/08


THE most exciting underground music scene ever. EVER!

added 30/09/07

Empowering Woodland Narratives

Dr. Militant Mouse analyses the way in which Woodland creatures are portrayed in popular culture.

added 10/08/07

Le Deluge

The master of French existentialism, Albert Camus, pens a fictional account of the 2007 floods and the devastating effects on humanity. Exclusive to the Bourgeois arts section.

added 06/08/07

The new feminism

As feminism reaches its 63rd birthday, we interview some 21st century women to find out what feminism means to their lives

added 22/7/07

Up the arts

A look at what's going on in the world of arts

added 22/7/07


The Brown Pages. Find awful employers in your area.

added 1/8/07

Latest from "Faust"

added 10/2/11

Buy from Amazon Not the kind of thing we expect from a former Shadow Education Secretary, though there's a story about Gillian Shepherd, Norman Tebbit, some butter and a rubber glove. You can buy Teresa May porn from Amazon, including the tantalising 'Teresa takes 10 inches.'

added 3/8/07

Children in Need

added 23/03/10