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The Bourgeois is excited to present your exclusive interactive guide to the first national coalition government in Britain since the Second World War. We highlight the key players in the new cabinet, including how they voted in previous parliamentary votes. Will these men and women usher in a new era of politics, or are they just a bunch of lurching fascists that David Cameron somehow managed to keep hidden in a cellar until after the election? Find out in our impartial guide!
Strongly For: | Fossilised fishhooks |
Moderately Against: | frantic bishes |
Strongly Against: | The Beak, especially when trying to sneak a crafty bifta after curfew |
Strongly For: | Petrified paintpots |
Moderately Against: | Fearful bates |
Strongly Against: | Dicky-back rides |
Strongly For: | Taking over the world |
Moderately For: | Pondering |
Moderately Against: | Changes to daily routine |
Strongly Against: | Pinky |
Strongly For: | Cuts to public schoolboys Cuts to public services |
Moderately Against: | Scum |
Strongly Against: | Machine guns during assembly |
Strongly For: | Nodding head Saying 'Ooorh YES' |
Moderately For: | Warning that a hung parliament will cause a run on the pound |
Strongly Against: | Shaking head |
Strongly For: | Ancient spirits of evil Oriental garb |
Moderately Against: | Thundercats |
Strongly Against: | Snarf |
Strongly For: | Doomsday machine Perpetual war |
Moderately For: | Prosthetic limbs Leather gloves |
Strongly Against: | Communism Peace |
Strongly For: | Gruff voiced actors playing Gandalf and Badger |
Moderately Against: | Tom fools of Tooks |
Strongly Against: | Amphibians blowing national deficit on extravagant motor car purchases |
Strongly For: | Cheesy Poofs |
Moderately Against: | Jews Mr. Kitty |
Strongly Against: | Kyle Kyle's Mum Hippies |