The mind of Rich is much like a well-cooked steaming curry at your favourite Indian restaurant, with a satisfying bottle of full-bodied red wine.

Good evening; I'd give you a hand-shake but the technology hasn't been invented.

Manifesto: longer weekends, more parties, and the all important spreading of socialist *love*. You don't have to associate the name Rich with a great Saxon leader, he's also a *man* of the people.

You're in the right place.

"If you've got a bottle of coke, I've got a bottle of spiced rum and a heap of crushed ice."