Hello there, and welcome to the Goblin's Caption Competiton of Fun and Moral Complexity. Each period of time when someone bothers to send in a little caption, we'll have some kind of competition thing, and the winner's captions will be proudly displayed on this amazing website. But this isn't any ordinary caption competition. Oh no. This is like the moral maze caption competition with Michael Burke or something. Or that's what it was going to be. But in spite of racking brains for last 9 months or so, can't think of anything more funny and morally challenging than a picture of Darth and Hitty. So we are indebted to paulo for this decades' little caption competition. Thanks paulo.

This weeks picture has Hillary Clinton, would be Democratic presidential candidate, being hugged vigourously by a man who looks a bit like Dave from the back. What Hillarious captions can you come up with?
Hillary hugged

The rules are very simple. Just mail in what you think these two characters would be saying to each other, and who knows... maybe you will be the lucky person whose caption gets printed.
hillary attacked by zombies

by paulo, 29/02/08

release the hounds

by goblin, 29/02/08.

release the penis

by goblin, 29/02/08.

release walt whitman

by goblin, 29/02/08.

Caption competition quote of the week:

"I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys." -Allen Ginsberg