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J. R. R. Rowling
and the Doughnut of Doom
Comprising part of the tale properly known as
The Demise of the
Wielder of the Doughnut of Doom
and the
Appointment of the new Vice Chancellor
of the University of Middle England
as recorded by Jeremiah and Hapless Potts of Gresford
The Fellowship of the Doughnut
Prologue. Concerning Habitats
1 Mounting Doom
2 The Simple Minions
3 The First Assault
4 Riddles of the Past
5 An Expected Tea
6 An Unexpected Tea with the Shadow of Past Events On It
7 The Anguish of Drake Murphy
8 A Shortcut to Fisheseseseseses
9 Close Encounters with Mushrooms, Starlings and Barrows
10 The Detention Of Dumbledalf
11 A Pin in the Dark
12 Deluge at the Ford
13 Grimauladris
14 Of Elves and Wild Beasts
15 The Council Of Elvis
16 The Doughnut Goes South
17 The Black Pit of Terror
18 The Great River
The Two Towering Beer Brothers
19 The King of the Golden Dawn
20 Sara Mann
21 An Evening at
The Crow
22 A Sudden Assault
23 Pignut Minster
24 Dumbeldalf's Cunning Plan
25 The Red and White Stripey Barrier Thingy is Raised
26 The Spider's Lair
27 Attack of the Bloody Great Spider
28 The Campus of Shadow
The Return of Mrs Yoreth
29 The Gobshite of Rowling
30 The Tower of Doom
31 The Search for the Whore's Crutch
32 The Taming of Murphy
33 The Crutch Crux
34 Vol-au-vent in a Pickle
Epilogue. Tidying Up