Welcome to the Nesthole's page of creativity.
As Weller said to Cameron, "what part of it didn't you get?"
added 14/7/12 by fatmanSara becomes an egg
I can't believe this shite comes out of my head
added 14/4/10 by goblinJ. R. R. Rowling and the Doughnut of Doom
Long years ago, a humble premise existed, that J. K. Rowling had somewhat borrowed from the work of J. R. R. Rowling. Many years it lay, deep under the roots of the Misty Mountains, lost to the tales of men, save only for whispers of a bitter creature of malice that crept from the shoulder of the mountains at dark. There it lay, forgotton to all except one, growing in size, until at last it emerged, revealing its obscene bulk of 30,000 words. Last child of the 'Harvard Lampoon,' born to trouble the unhappy world.
added 17/08/09 by OGFatman's train game
'You said you'd stand/ by your man/ but tell me something/ I don't understand/ Did you li-i-ie to me/ when you said having a shit cost 20p?' Also worth checking out for the outrageous Hendrix rip off courtesy of Hugh Cornwell. Headphones/speakers required.
added 07/07/09 by fatmanTwo Plays
What's playing at the National, did you but know it.
added 09/02/09 by goblinSilence of the Lambs
Fatman saves all three lambs and quickly salves his conscience, thereby enabling him to continue to sleep like a blubber whale that's eaten a pneumatic drill.
added 21/06/08 by fatmanKarswell Parked
A Night of the Demon inspired passage excerpted from the gargantuan Fatman's Odyssey. Classic verse concerning the perilous parking on Sparky Lane.
added 12/04/08 by fatmanLa-Dole-a
Music Hall entertainment somewhere on the road to Wigan Pier past the Golden Gate
added 29/02/08 by fatmanFat's Entertainment
Dave the chords are G, Em7, Em repeated and then C, F, C, F for the chorus. MP3 version coming soon...
added 26/01/08 by fatmanAlbert Map's Night Out
Not so much an adventure this time, more a recounting of the sufferings of Albert Map.
added 26/01/08 by fatmanAlbert Map's Summer Vacation
Albert Map's Summer adventures.
added 14/01/08 by fatmanA Crackhead Christmas
Albert Map's Festive adventures.
added 24/12/07 by fatmanOuija of Hell
The horror is only increased by the fact that this is based on several true stories
added 31/10/07 by goblinA Womb With A View
Despite the very funny title, this is actually a serious book exposing the mistreatment of (especially female) patients by medical professionals.
added 12/10/07 by hatDavid the Green Engine
An illustrated story about David Cameron and his chuffing friends.
added 6/08/07 by goblinFatman's Poetry Corner
Hollis Brown lived on the outside of town. The town wasn't RUNCORN though, was it? eh?
added 31/07/07 by fatmanThe Hound of the Nolans
Adapted from Sir Albert Map-Nolan's previous submission to the Nesthole. i.e a book review of the Hound of the Baskervilles for his GCSE Eng Lit. If I had a quid for every time some moron Daily Mail reader told me exams are too easy these days, I'd have enough money to buy myself a nice little semi, build a big fence round it, and start reading the Daily Mail. This might force me to concede some ground though.
added 28/07/07 by fatmanWinnie the Pooh: A Red Terror Story
Like Animal Farm, but without the erudition, or the horses.
added 22/07/07 by goblinFishyfinger
A spoof of Ian Fleming (because the nesthole thinks there is always room in the genre for another- we spend a lot of time debating whether Beauty is Truth).
added 22/07/07 by goblinThe Myth of Peck
Deserves to be called the 'Runcorneid' for its epic scope. Also worth a look if you want to improve your tennis. Don't ask about the Quo poster, apparently it is 'too crude.'
added 22/07/07 by fatmanA Ghost Story
The spirit of Edgar Allan Poe strikes in a chilling tale of what happens if you go on a business conference to Scotland, leaving your beloved Jane behind.
added 22/07/07 by fatmanThe History of Newent School
For those of you who don't know, it was a standard comprehensive, founded 1965. Therefore, it seems somewhat surprising that it has a Latin motto that no-one could understand, since they didn't teach Latin, a crest, and head teachers who thought they were in a Dickens novel and who wore gowns. Anyway, I am proud to announce my first historical publication, which can also be viewed by logging into Friends Reunited, going to Newent Community School, and clicking on 'history.' Sadly, none of the plebians I went to school with have seen fit to comment.
added 22/07/07 by goblinMcDuff's Memorable Evening
Like if Henry James was stuck in a hotel room with a copy of the Fellowship of the Ring and the telly was stuck on the Bravo channel.
added 22/07/07 by OGThe Duties of a Man in the Forest
'No man is an island, entireof to himself/ ask not for whom the bell kNolans/ it kNolans for thee.'
added 22/07/07 by King RichBravo Two Zero Istanbul
Because there's nothing quite like the escapism of reading about Americans killing people.
added 22/07/07 by goblinMaster Julian
A renaissance man struggles in an alien and threatening world- I would compare this to Hamlet.
added 22/07/07 by goblinTilly's First Term
A Blyton-esque tale of university life
added 22/07/07 by goblin